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Hey kids! This site was the Yahoo Pretty Strange Site of the Day for May 6, 1998!
Some important facts about Cue-tips:
Cue-tips are probably not made with 100% natural materials. But that's OK.
Cue-tips cannot be recycled.
Even though this page has absolutely nothing to do with PETA or testing animals, I'm still going to call PETA a detestable terrorist organization, mainly so you can read the nasty letters I previously received from one of "those people."
Ideal For a Multitude of Uses
Sure, anyone can use a Cue-tip to play billiards. But Cue-tips have hundreds of other uses such as:
Cleaning that gooky stuff out of the cat's eyes. This might be difficult, but not impossible.
As a toothbrush in an emergency (carefully apply toothpaste to the end).
Fencing with the oversized giant roaches in your kitchen.
As snacks when the neighbors drop by unexpectedly. This will go over especially well if you happen to live next door to the Coneheads. Otherwise plenty of dip is recommended.
As a substitute for misplaced chopsticks. Requires large hands and good coordination.
One in each nostril will stop your nose from running! Painful, but effective.
As candles on a Spam cake.
As dramtic looking torches to light up a room. Just don't blame me if you set your house/apartment on fire.
Jousting with your neighbor in the front yard (horses optional).
(Button by Mark)
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